I found a way to get my heart rate up. It's more amazing than caffeine and effedra and all that other cool stuff:
Yahoo Instant Message chatrooms.
Sign on and hundreds of guys from other countries will all IM you at once. They all want one thing-- to marry you so they can legally move to the US and get a divorce and start families here. And first they want you on webcam.
I can fucking arthritis now. 14 conversations at once. How cool am I?
and now I need to stop spazzing out and go to sleep. I don't think I'm ever signing onto YIM again!
July 15 2005, 05:56:33 UTC 6 years ago
"HI IM---- WHO ARE YOU? DO YOU HAVE A PIC? HOW OLD ARE YOU? DO YOU HAVE A BF? DO YOU HAVE A WEB CAM?"
...
FREAKY!
July 15 2005, 08:37:30 UTC 6 years ago
=p